bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCKI CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active
I’m still not socially active
I’m not even active
so if tumblr is worth 1.1 billion dollars and there are 108.5 million blogs that means my blog is worth approximately $10.14 so mom don’t fucking tell me I do nothing all day
i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
